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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Is it gameday?

George Roll was mentioned on INCH this week, not for the two wins at home against Miami and Bowling Green, but for what he did in practice this week to 'motivate' the team.

"Clarkson's coaching staff, in an effort to snap the Golden Knights' four-game skid, made the team practice with wooden sticks and took away access to the players lounge and locker-room radio last week. The message: Such things are luxuries that are earned. The result: Clarkson won twice, beating visiting Bowling Green and Miami."

So now, without further ado, here is a Top Ten list of things Roll will do to motivate the team as the season progresses:

10. Facebook privileges reduced to Wednesdays and Thursdays.
9. No more BK runs on the zamboni.
8. Skate sharpening done by hand only.
7. Only flat blades allowed at practice.
6. Weight room radio only plays Kenny Loggins.
5. Barben Rooms post game gathering to only serve Oyster Crackers and Fresca.
4. No more lobster thermador at team dinners, only lobster scampi.
3. Hires five Cornell students to follow David Leggio around campus.
2. Bonesaw Brigade replaced by less rowdy, yet oddly entertaining "Jim Duggan's Hacksaw Homies."
1. Weekly team movie night replaced with forced listening to Bob Ahfeld read this blog.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome post Mr. Gobe- highly entertaining

11:33 PM


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